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arizonia cards

just another team stolen from St. Louis

atlanta falcons

i like this team

baltimore ravens

i want you to do good

buffalo bills

FUCK YOU JASON HELL (JOSH ALLEN)

carolina panthers

i really love black cats so no hate

chicago bears

surprised by you this season. i LOVE caleb williams

cinncinatti bengals

whatever team

cleveland browns

i feel pity for your fans. and thats a dumbass logo

dallas cowboys

i hope jerry jones lives forever fuck you

denver broncos

not a fan!

detroit lions

i dont knowwwwww i have a lot of friends who like the lions but i dont really like this team

green bay packers

i do not know what they are packing ... concerning.

houstan texans

stupidest team name in the NFL get it together

indianapolis colts

i do not care. female owner tho so thats kinda cool

jacksonville jaguars

another kitty cat that i like. love the colors.

kansas city chiefs

do you think im gonna suck your dick just because the rams decided to leave STL?? FUCK YOU! all these dumbass bandwagoning missourians got me heated. STL and KC are so different and it is offensive to me to suggest i should automatically like the chiefs because the team in my city left and we happen to be in the same state. fucking ugly ass colors ketchup-and-mustard-looking ass trump-loving felons galore looking to make KC taxpayers fund ANOTHER fucking stadium. im pissed. shitty ass team, i literally listened to every single one of their games last season and they didnt even deserve to THINK about the superbowl. i cant believe i live on the same earth as this godforsaken "franchise" they should all retire ASAP and let KC use that tax money for something fucking useful.

las vegas raiders

they are alright i suppose

LA chargers

does anybody actually like this team because i have literally never met a fan IRL

LA rams

FUCK you FUCK Stan Kroenke, YOU FUCKED US OVER BIG AND I DONT FORGET OR FORGIVE. You were born here! You got your education here! And you abandon us? You made your colors UGLY AS FUCK TOO! Greedy bastard.

miami dolphins

dophins i love you. let's get to the bowl next year!!!!!! totally my AFC team

minnesota vikings

i dont know how i feel about you. dont really like them

new england patriots

a team of all time.

new orleans saints

i love new orleans but i dont really have any strong feelings about the team itself. i think once NOLA becomes the next Atlantis they should ship the Saint to St. Louis. It would be PERFECT!

NY giants

whaaaatever... boring

NY jets

all i can do is shake my damn head. nice green though

philly eagles my beloved

I love you. Please keep winning. You keep me alive. To Jalen Hurts: My wife is yours. Please just let me watch. Amazing colors, awesome logo, BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!

pittsburgh steelers

i actually like this team too. a few of my coworkers were steelers fans before i got into football so i have a soft spot for them. aaron rodgers is my problematic fav of all time.

san fran 49ers

the colors are like the not ugly version of the chiefs so i will put a little respect on your name. i still dont like you though

seattle seahawks

another bird team. i like birds so they are okay in my book. i like the colors as well.

tampa bay buccs

too many red teams in the NFL i just stop caring about them

tennessee titans

love these colors, i love an underdog

washington commanders

the washington team being the commies is so ironic



I base my opinions off personal experiences and aesthetics. My hate is PERSONAL. Not decided by trivial divisions, although they play a part too, but the ones in mine suck so hard its not even a proper rivalry anyway.