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arizonia cards

just another team stolen from St. Louis

atlanta falcons

i like this team

baltimore ravens

i want you to do good

buffalo bills

FUCK YOU JASON HELL (JOSH ALLEN)

carolina panthers

i really love black cats so no hate

chicago bears

go give us nothing

cinncinatti bengals

joe flacco is cool

cleveland browns

i feel pity for your fans. and thats a dumbass logo

dallas cowboys

i hope jerry jones lives forever fuck you

denver broncos

not a fan !

detroit lions

i dont knowwwwww i have a lot of friends who like the lions

green bay packers

i do not know what they are packing ... concerning.

houstan texans

stupidest team name in the NFL get it together

indianapolis colts

jonathan taylor is saving me in fantasy

jacksonville jaguars

another kitty cat that i like. love the colors.

kansas city chiefs

do you think im gonna suck your dick just because the rams decided to leave STL?? FUCK YOU! all these dumbass bandwagoning missourians got me heated. STL and KC are so different and it is offensive to me to suggest i should automatically like the chiefs because the team in my city left and we happen to be in the same state. fucking ugly ass colors ketchup-and-mustard-looking ass trump-loving felons galore looking to make KC taxpayers fund ANOTHER fucking stadium. im pissed. shitty ass team, i literally listened to every single one of their games last season and they didnt even deserve to THINK about the superbowl. i cant believe i live on the same earth as this godforsaken "franchise" they should all retire ASAP and let KC use that tax money for something fucking useful.

las vegas raiders

get good i guess

LA chargers

does anybody actually like this team because i have literally never met a fan IRL

LA rams

FUCK you FUCK Stan Kroenke, YOU FUCKED US OVER BIG AND I DONT FORGET OR FORGIVE. You were born here! You got your education here! And you abandon us? You made your colors UGLY AS FUCK TOO! Greedy bastard.

miami dolphins

dophins i love you. let's get to the bowl this year

minnesota vikings

i dont know how i feel about you

new england patriots

a team.

new orleans saints

i love new orleans but i dont really have any strong feelings about the team itself.

NY giants

whaaaatever...

NY jets

all i can do is shake my damn head.

philly eagles my beloved

I love you. Please keep winning. You keep me alive. To Jalen Hurts: My wife is yours. Please just let me watch. Amazing colors, awesome logo, BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!

pittsburgh steelers

i actually like this team too. a few of my coworkers were steelers fans before i got into football so i have a soft spot for them. aaron rodgers is my problematic fav.

san fran 49ers

the colors are like the not ugly version of the chiefs so i will put a little respect on your name

seattle seahawks

another bird team. i like birds so they are okay in my book. i like the colors as well.

tampa bay buccs

i literally know nothing about them

tennessee titans

it's your year, baby. let's see a comeback

washington commanders

beating you in the NFCC was liberating after seeing yall talk hella smack on reddit. i cannot believe you guys chose such a shit name after being given the golden opportunity to do something cool with it. fucking commanders? you are serious? COMMIES?



I base my opinions off personal experiences and aesthetics. I don't beef with my divison rivals too hard, my hate is PERSONAL. Not decided by trivial divisions. The ones in mine suck so hard its not even a proper rivalry anyway.