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arizonia cards

just another team stolen from St. Louis

atlanta falcons

i constantly forget they exist and i am sorry

baltimore ravens

i like this team. they have pretty colors and a cool bird

buffalo bills

keep it up and you can end the chief's superbowl streak...

carolina panthers

i really love black cats so no hate

chicago bears

i am completely neutral

cinncinatti bengals

nice helmets but i do not pay attention to this team

cleveland browns

i feel pity for your fans. and thats a dumbass logo

dallas cowboys

cowboys fans are either dumbasses or over the age of 45 and forgetting it is 2025. i hope jerry jones lives forever fuck you

denver broncos

this page is making me realize how much i do not give a shit about the AFC

detroit lions

i appreciate you for losing so the eagles could Throughly fuck the commies in the championship. yall are alright.

green bay packers

literally no opinions i think the colors are kinda ugly and i do not know what they are packing ... concerning

houstan texans

stupidest team name in the NFL get it together

indianapolis colts

i think about the DCI colts before i think about you

jacksonville jaguars

another kitty cat that i like. love the colors.

kansas city chiefs

do you think im gonna suck your dick just because the rams decided to leave STL?? FUCK YOU! all these dumbass bandwagoning missourians got me heated. STL and KC are so different and it is offensive to me to suggest i should automatically like the chiefs because the team in my city left and we happen to be in the same state. fucking ugly ass colors ketchup-and-mustard-looking ass trump-loving felons galore looking to make KC taxpayers fund ANOTHER fucking stadium. im pissed. shitty ass team, i literally listened to every single one of their games last season and they didnt even deserve to THINK about the superbowl. i cant believe i live on the same earth as this godforsaken "franchise" they should all retire ASAP and let KC use that tax money for something fucking useful.

las vegas raiders

if Jeanty is ass and i lose my league because of it i'm gonna hate them forever

LA chargers

does anybody actually like this team because i have literally never met a fan IRL

LA rams

FUCK you FUCK Stan Kroenke, YOU FUCKED US OVER BIG AND I DONT FORGET OR FORGIVE. You were born here! You got your education here! And you abandon us? You made your colors UGLY AS FUCK TOO! Greedy bastard.

miami dolphins

dophins i love you. my problematic fav

minnesota vikings

i dont know how i feel about you

new england patriots

your reign of terror is finally over. you are now irrelevant

new orleans saints

i love new orleans but i dont really have any strong feelings about the team itself.

NY giants

kinda the same deal as the cowboys but i actually like the fans.

NY jets

all i can do is shake my damn head.

philly eagles my beloved

I love you. Please keep winning. You keep me alive. To Jalen Hurts: My wife is yours. Please just let me watch. Amazing colors, awesome logo, BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE!

pittsburgh steelers

i actually like this team too. a few of my coworkers were steelers fans before i got into football so i have a soft spot for them.

san fran 49ers

the colors are like the not ugly version of the chiefs so i will put a little respect on your name

seattle seahawks

another bird team. i like birds so they are okay in my book. i like the colors as well. im a timberwolves fan so its kinda similar

tampa bay buccs

i literally know nothing about them

tennessee titans

it's your year, baby. let's see a comeback

washington commanders

beating you in the NFCC was liberating after seeing yall talk hella smack on reddit. i cannot believe you guys chose such a shit name after being given the golden opportunity to do something cool with it. fucking commanders? you are serious? COMMIES?



I base my opinions off personal experiences and aesthetics. I don't beef with my divison rivals too hard, my hate is PERSONAL. Not decided by trivial divisions. The ones in mine suck so hard its not even a proper rivalry anyway.